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| Distro ANGELS we think you'll dig... |
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Eric Smiley is a Seattle based hair stylist, actor, and lover of Durian fruit. His Seattle based hair salon, Swing, doubles as an art gallery, showcasing work by many of his favorite creators.
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| Q When you got outta bed this morning, what was the first thing you did? |
| A The second thing I did was throw some uncured bacon into a frying pan. |
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| Q If you received a million bucks today, no strings attached, what would you do with it? |
| A I'd say, "Thanks Chad. This makes it almost worth having posed for you on the crapper." |
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| Q What thing are you the most proud of from your childhood? |
| A The mammoth pumpkins I raised on the farm. |
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| Q What do you wish there was more of in the world? |
| A Durian fruit. |
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| Q What do you wish there was less of? |
| A People who have no idea what durian fruit is. |
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| Q If you could have dinner with anybody who's still alive today, who would it be? Why? |
| A Amron-Paul Yuwono. He's a great friend, always surrounded by beautiful women, and I'd be eating this dinner in Indonesia. |
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| Q If you could do anything for a living, what would you do? |
| A Build alternative dwellings. |
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| Q If we MADE you sing karaoke right now, what would be your go-to song? |
| A Misty. Done in the voice of Tom Waits. |
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| Q Bad news. You just found out you've only got one year to live. What're the first and second things you do? |
| A 1) Breathe. 2) Sue the bacon company that said there were no nitrites in it. |
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| Q You just got on an elevator with someone you greatly admire. You've got 15 seconds to explain who you are, and what you're up to. Go! |
| A I hope you feel at home in your new treehouse, Mr. Reznor. I highly enjoyed building it for you. Sorry the elevator is so slow, but to pass the time while we ascend the durian tree I'll sing "Misty" for you whilst giving you a snazzy haircut. |
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| Distro PRODUCTS we think you'll dig... |
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| 24 energy gel packets |
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| 96 energy gel packets |
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